Game and Watch
GameCube start screen montage.
every 4/20, professor macklemore reflects on that time he smoked a fatass blunt and then got sad
"so you wanna join our club huh? why should we let you in?"
"this one time i held the door open for a girl and she didn’t suck my dick"
"what a bitch. you’re in."
hello it is i bret hart how is everyone on this fine day
Hey Bret, I’m going to Montreal later this month, wanna come?
Age, gender, height, eye and hair color, then tell me what your favorite something (hobby, class, music, etc) and what kind of date you want me to take you on.
I don’t even remember where I found this gif, but it’s fucking hilarious
1. Who would win in a fight
Booker T beat up Batista. AKA the greatest mixed martial artist of all fucking time since Jose Canseco. Seth Rollins doesn’t want those hands.
2. Who would be a better roommate
I don’t want to wake up in the morning hearing DEEEEATH MEEETAL!!!!!!!!!on the other side of the house. Book.
3. Who’s better in bed
awww shucky ducky quack quack.
4. Who I’d pick to be my presidential running mate
Booker T is the former General Manager of Smackdown. Experience!
5. Whose shoulder I’d cry on
I’ll cry on Seth’s shoulders while he paints my nails black. That nail polish belongs to him by the way.
6. Who would make a better parent
Booker T’s got ‘dem kids, man.
7. Who I’d rather date
I’d date Seth Rollins, take a lot of pictures, post them on the internet to shower myself in disgruntled fangirl tears…….then dump him the next day.